If I Were an Octopus

OH, IF I WERE AN OCTOPUS

AND HAD EIGHT ARMS,

I COULD PUT MYSELF TO BED SO FAST.

OH, IF I WERE AN OCTOPUS

AND HAD EIGHT ARMS,

I COULD PUT MYSELF TO BED SO FAST.

ONE WOULD TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF.

TWO WOULD GET MY PJS.

THREE WOULD PUT THEM ON ME.

FOUR WOULD TAKE ME TO PEE.

OH, IF I WERE AN OCTOPUS

AND HAD EIGHT ARMS,

I COULD PUT MYSELF TO BED SO FAST.

OH, IF I WERE AN OCTOPUS

AND HAD EIGHT ARMS,

I COULD PUT MYSELF TO BED SO FAST.

FIVE WOULD GET MY TOOTHBRUSH.

SIX WOULD BRUSH MY TEETH.

SEVEN WOULD TUCK ME IN BED.

EIGHT WOULD PAT ME ON MY HEAD.

OH, IF I WERE AN OCTOPUS

AND HAD EIGHT ARMS,

I COULD PUT MYSELF TO BED SO FAST.

ARE YOU READY TO COUNT? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

I DIDN’T HEAR YOU! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

OH, IF I WERE AN OCTOPUS

AND HAD EIGHT ARMS,

I COULD PUT MYSELF TO SLEEP SO FAST.