Give Me Velcro

WHOEVER THOUGHT OF SHOE LACES,

I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW.

I CAN TIE THEM IN A KNOT

AND TIE THEM IN A BOW.

BUT WHEN I’M STANDIN UP

AND GO OUT TO HAVE SOME FUN,

THERE THEY ARE THOSE LACES

THEY ALWAYS COME UNDONE.

GIVE ME VELCRO

GIVE ME VELCRO

GIVE ME VELCRO

ZIP, ZIP, ZIP, ZIP, ZIP.

GIVE ME VELCRO

GIVE ME VELCRO

GIVE ME VELCRO

ZIP, ZIP, ZIP.

I PULL AND PULL AND PULL AND PULL

STRUGGLE WITH THE BOWS.

I PULL THE LACES, OH SO TIGHT

THEY CRAMP UP ALL MY TOES.

THE BUNNY EARS ARE ONE WAY;

THE LOOPS THEY ARE A HARD ONE.

I PULL AND PULL AND PULL THEM

AND, WHOOPS, THEY COME UNDONE.

GIVE ME VELCRO

GIVE ME VELCRO

GIVE ME VELCRO

ZIP, ZIP, ZIP, ZIP, ZIP.

GIVE ME VELCRO

GIVE ME VELCRO

GIVE ME VELCRO

ZIP, ZIP, ZIP.